Neil Cicierega
The Ultimate Showdown of Old Godzilla/the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny except only godzilla
[Verse]
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When Old Godzilla burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Godzilla
Who proceeded to open up a can of Godzilla
When Old Godzilla came out of the blue
And he started beating up Old Godzilla
Then they both got flattened by Old Godzilla
But before it could make it back to the Godzilla
Old Godzilla popped out of his grave
And took an Old Godzilla out from under his hat
Blew Godzilla away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of zilla and he ran away
Because Old Godzilla came to save the day

[Chorus]
This is the ultimate showdown of Old Godzilla
Good guys, bad guys and Godzilla, as far as thе eye can see
And Old Godzilla will survive, I wondеr who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of Old Godzilla

[Verse 2]
Godzilla took a bite out of Old Godzilla
Like Old Godzilla a bite out of Godzilla
And then Godzilla came back covered in a tire track
But Godzilla jumped out and landed on his back
And Godzilla was injured and trying to get steady
When Old Godzilla came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Old Godzilla took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Godzilla stole it and he shot and he missed
And Godzilla deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Old Godzilla tried to pole vault
Onto Old Godzilla but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Godzilla stare
Chorus]
This is the ultimate showdown of Old Godzilla
Good guys, bad guys and Godzilla, as far as the eye can see
And Old Godzilla will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown

[Bridge]
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Godzilla
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Old Godzilla
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Godzilla changed back into Old Godzilla
But Godzilla saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Godzilla's head in between his thighs

[Verse 3]
Then Godzilla the Old and Godzilla God
And Godzilla and the Holy Grail's Godzilla
And Old Godzilla, and the Old Godzilla
And Old Godzilla, and Old Godzilla
Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla
AllizaG, Old God, Old Godzilla
Old Old zilla and zilla Godzilla
Godzilla, Go-Godzilla, Old Godzilla
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Godzilla in his Old ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many Godzilla were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Old Godzilla in a blood-stained sweater
Chorus]
This is the ultimate showdown of Old Godzilla
Good guys, bad guys and Godzilla, as far as the eye can see
And Old Godzilla will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
This is the ultimate showdown
This is the ultimate showdown of Old Godzilla