[Verse 1: Neil Cicierega]
He's got fresh juice for one dollar
He's got the pink kind if you're into that
You take one sip and one more sip
Pretty soon you're chugging down the whole vat

[Chorus: Neil Cicierega]
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, lemon out of hell
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, you cannot resist the lemonade
(Close your eyelids)
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, lemon out of hell
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, little yellow spawn of Lucifer!
It's the perfect blend of sweet and sour
Something in the lemon gives you power
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, lemon out of hell
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, would you like a sip?
(Are you thirsty?)

[Verse 2: Neil Cicierega]
Lemon Demon caught you stealing
From the lemonade stand
You can't take one without paying
You might lose your hand
[Chorus: Neil Cicierega]
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, lemon out of hell
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, he's a little over citrical!
(How's them lemons?)
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, lemon out of hell
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, everybody loves the lemonade
And the devil sent him up from hell
Now he's got some lemonade to sell
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, lemon out of hell
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, he's a little spawn of Lucifer

[Bridge: Neil Cicierega, Aaron Ackerson]
Lemmity-lemmity lemon, demon demon
Lemmity-lemmity lemon demon, demon, d-demon, yeah!
It's Lemon Demon!
It's Lemon Demon!
It's Lemon Demon!
Did I mention that the Lemon Demon and the French say "le Mon de Mon"?

(Life gives lemons
We love lemons
Death makes lemonade)
You will not find a single seed, there is no pulp to make you choke
Drink from the Lemon Demon's eyes, this isn't any little joke
He collects a thousand souls a week, at the very very least
It's awful thirsty here in the belly of the beast, ow!

[Chorus: Neil Cicierega]
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, lemon out of hell
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, you cannot resist the lemonade
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, lemon out of hell
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, little yellow spawn of Lucifer
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, lemon out of hell
It's Lemon Demon!
Oh, lemon out of hell
You can't ignore those piercing eyes
You must accept his lemon lies