I'm the oldest man on MySpace
On the old computer by my rest home bed
All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times
Everyone in my Top Eight is dead

When I see a teenaged girl all made up like a whore
It takes me straight back to the second world war
But I know she'll never love an old fart like me
Which is why I put my age as twenty-three

I'm the oldest man on MySpace
Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song
I'm writing out my will in glitter text
I'm giving everything to Tom
Whippersnapper

OMG
Less than three
LOL
What's that smell?
Oops

I'm the oldest man on MySpace
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
I'm the oldest man on MySpace