Neil Cicierega
Big Cat Telephone
[Intro]
Big cat

[Verse 1]
I think it's time for you to know the big cat
The cat about me and the cat about you
'Cause you're a brand species
Big cat, space nazis, robert cat
God damn it, gonna snap, Leonard Nimoy
Call me back, call me back!

[Chorus]
I try to call you everyday
I'm rehearsing what you say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it for tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause im the right one
On my big cat, big cat telephone
I'm the only one
On your big cat, big cat radio

[Verse 2]
Oh, I'm crying now
Authentic tears
They flow out of me when I think about cat
'Cause you're the only big cat in the world who'd understand
'Cause you're the only big cat in the world who'd understand the meaning of this
Oh my god!
I try, I try, I try to make you listen to me
[Chorus]
I try to call you everyday
I'm rehearsing what you say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it for tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause im the right one
On my big cat, big cat telephone
I'm the only one (hey!)
On your big cat, big cat radio


[Bridge]
(Ohh)
Don't hang up yet, I'm not cat
I'm an expert, I'm the one
The expert who was right all alone
Better to be big cat at than wrong
I'm an expert in my field
UFOlogy, yes, it's all real
Ancient big cats, it's all true
I'm an expert just like you
And like you i'm a genius before my time
Disbelieving, that's the real crime
Pretty soon they'll discover me
In the super-sargasso big cat!
[Chorus]
I try to call you everyday
I'm rehearsing what you say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it for tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause im the right one
On my big cat, big cat telephone
I'm the only one (hey!)
On your big cat, big cat radio