On the telephone, dialing, dialing
On the telephone, dialing, dialing
On the telephone, dialing, dialing
On the telephone, dialing, dialing
On the telephone, dialing, dialing

I think it's time
For you to know
The awful truth
The truth about me, and the truth about you

'Cause you're a brand new species
(Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone)\
Big cat (Uh oh!)
Space Nazis, Robert Stack (Uh oh!)
(Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone)\
God damn it, gonna snap (Oh, oh oh oh oh)
Leonard Nimoy, call me back (Call me back!)

I try to call you every day
(I got this feeling)\
I'm rehearsing what to say
(It's so appealing)
Whеn the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
I'vе been working on a unified theory
(For us to get together and sing, sing!)
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
(Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone)
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
(Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, donana phone)
I'm the only one
On your A.M., A.M. radio
(It grows in bunches)
Oh, I'm crying now
(I've got my hunches)
Authentic tears
(It's the best, beats the rest!)
They flow out of me when I think about you
(Cellular, modular, interactivodular)
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand
(Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone)
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this
(Ping pong, ping pong, ping pong, ping, pananaphone)
Oh my God!
I try and I try and I try (To make you listen to me)

I try to call you every day
(It's no baloney, it ain't a phony)
I'm rehearsing what to say
When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
(My cellular bananular phone)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

'Cause I'm the right one
(Don't need quarters, don't need dimes)
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
(To call a friend of mine)
I'm the only one (Hey!)
(Don't need computer or TV to have a real good time)
On your A.M., A.M. radio
I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat
I'll call the White House, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Bejing, jing, jing, jing

Without
Without
Without
Without
(Yeah)

(Karl, you're a fucking idiot!)
(Ooh)
Don't hang up yet