Hey, turn your techno music down
Your grandpa's coming by tonight
No, I don't want to hear it, we'll be having macaroni
You will be polite when he's here tonight

Don't talk about the internet
Your grandpa doesn't understand
You will not bring your Game Boy or whatever to the table
Do you understand? (He doesn't understand)
He doesn't understand

When he died
Turns out he left behind
A mansion full of other people's skulls

As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I exprеssly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad

I'm your dad
Whеn he died (I'm your dad)
They found so many scorpions inside (I'm your dad)
(His lungs)
When he died (I'm your dad)
The statues of his missing children cried
What happened to my medicine?
(What was later found to be his)
Stuff I take to keep my hair
It's obvious you stole it and you sold it on the street
'Cause you don't even care if I lose my hair

When he died (On a dark and stormy night)
They telephoned his wife (Who reacted with delight)
(Okay, I found my medicine)
But gradually her voice began to fade
(I'm sorry that I yelled at you)
To nothing

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

As your father I expressly forbid it, yeah
(Two trucks having sex)
As your father I expressly forbid it, woah
(Two trucks having sex)
I'm your dad, yeah yeah yeah
(Two trucks having sex, my muscles, my muscles)
As your father I expressly forbid it
(When he died)
As your father I expressly forbid it
(They found a message etched into his spine)
As your father I expressly forbid it
(That said when he died)
I'm your dad
(An age of untold madness would be nigh)
I'm your dad
(Two trucks having sex)
As your father I expressly forbid it, yeah
(Two trucks having sex)
As your father I expressly forbid it, woah
(My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex)
As your father I expressly forbid it
(Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex)
I'm your dad, yeah yeah yeah
(My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex)
As your father I expressly forbid it
(Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex)
As your father I expressly forbid it
(My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex)
As your father I expressly forbid it
(Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex)
I'm your dad
(My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex)
I'm your dad

Two pickup trucks making love
(Word disassociation)
American made, built Ford Tough
(Word disassociation)
Two beautiful murder machines
(Word disassociation)
American angels in the sky
(Word disassociation)
Grown men cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
(Word disassociation)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
(Word disassociation)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
(Word disassociation)
Involuntarily flex (huh!)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
(Word disassociation)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
(Word disassociation)
Involuntarily flex (ha!)

I'm your dad!