Severus Snape: Ahhh... relaxing in my dungeon... drinking tea... grading papers...

Harry Potter: Oh, hey Snape!

Ron Weasley: Hello Snape!

Severus Snape: What do you want?

Harry Potter: Oh, I'm sorry, you're busy. Nevermind

Ron Weasley: *chuckling*

Severus Snape: No, just tell me what you want.

Ron Weasley: *chuckling*

Harry Potter: Really, I'm sorry, we're interrupting you. It's-

Severus Snape: No. You're not interrupting anything.

Harry Potter: Really? It's OK if we trouble you for a minute?

Ron Weasley: *chuckling*

Severus Snape: Yes, please. It's fine.
Harry Potter: Are you sure? You don't mind if we briefly inconvenience you?

Ron Weasley: *chuckling*

Severus Snape: No, really, I don't mind!

Harry Potter: It's absolutely 100% acceptable if we bother you for a second?

Ron Weasley: *chuckling*

Severus Snape: YES!

Harry Potter: Ok!

Harry & Ron (along with sounds of Harry and Ron shoving Snape and Snape grunting): BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!

Ron Weasley: Hehe! That was fun.