Neil Cicierega
Skit 3
Harry Potter: I'm thinking about that guy, Draco Malfoy.

Hermione & Ron: Oh no!

Harry Potter: What a dinkweed!

Hermione Granger: Mmhmm.

Ron Weasley: Yeah

Harry Potter: Just an all-around jerk!

Ron Weasley: What a loser!

Hermione Granger: Yeah! He sucks!

Harry Potter: So full of hate!

Hermione & Ron: He hates!

Harry Potter: He hates everything!

Hermione & Ron: Everything!

Harry Potter: Here's a song about some stuff that he likes.