Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life


I'd like to know where you got the notion
To rock the boat
Don't rock the boat, baby

Da boom na da noom na namena! [loops]
[Belch]

[Instrumental from "In The Summertime"]
Don't rock the boat, baby

Dooby-dooby-dub-dub-dub, ah [loops]
Dah dah dah-dah dah, dee dee dee-dee dee [loops]
Right on
Fwssh fwssh fwssh
Du hast
Du hast mich
Doo doo doo doo [loops]
Rock the boat
Don't rock the boat, baby

All I wanna do is...
[4x dog sound effects]
And a...
[Yoshi sound effect]
[Cat sound effect]
And take your money [x2]

All I wanna do is...
Oh-wa-ah-ah
And a...
Ugh ugh!
[Drum roll from "In the Air Tonight"]
And take your money

Da boom na da noom na... SHIKAKA! [loops]

[Opening riff of "Basketcase"]
[Theme from *Home Improvement*]
Rock the boat
Don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat
Don't rock the boat, baby

God damn it lady, you know I ain't lying to ya
I'm only gonna tell you one time
Dooby-dooby-dub-dub-dub, ah [loops]
Aah-yeah! Woo! [Loops]
Oh-wa-ah-ah-ah! Ugh ugh! [loops]


I can't wait to read this book. They tell me there's a story in the book about you having sex with a ghost?