Neil Cicierega
Gagarin
[Purring]

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am Ashley!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions!
You might be the ingredient I seek

Kabadaboop-adip-adep a-jada-be-dee poop
Badekila-bop-ba-doo-dashoo-tajoo dakep-iloo-kapoop-pah
Dekatedepon-bajoon-bajip ideki-daketa-deboom, boppita
Rom-badoo, ba-doobsa-day ba-jooing, ba-jang, badoo-day

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
You should be afraid of the great Ashley!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
Who has time for girly things like that?

Kabadaboop-adip-adep a-jada-be-dee poop
Badekila-bop-ba-doo-dashoo-tajoo dakep-iloo-kapoop-pah
Dekatedepon-bajoon-bajip ideki-daketa-deboom, boppita
Rom-badoo, ba-doobsa-day ba-jooing, ba-jang, badoo-day

She can rule the world and still finish all her homework
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest: Ashley!
You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you
I turned my teacher into a spoon (x2)
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am Ashley!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions
You might be the ingredient I seek

Kabadaboop-adip-adep a-jada-be-dee poop
Badekila-bop-ba-doo-dashoo-tajoo dakep-iloo-kapoop-pah
Dekatedepon-bajoon-bajip ideki-daketa-deboom, boppita
Rom-badoo, ba-doobsa-day ba-jooing, ba-jang, badoo-day

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
You should be afraid of the great Ashley!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
Who has time for girly things like that?

Kabadaboop-adip-adep a-jada-be-dee poop
Badekila-bop-ba-doo-dashoo-tajoo dakep-iloo-kapoop-pah
Dekatedepon-bajoon-bajip ideki-daketa-deboom, boppita
Rom-badoo, ba-doobsa-day ba-jooing, ba-jang, badoo-day

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am Ashley!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions
You might be the ingredient I seek

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
You should be afraid of the great Ashley!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
Who has time for girly things like that?
[Purring]


Knowwws ya To go To know that it's kaboop-bone To gulp a hoitily ho Who giggle-da-tizzawone Run dinner away

Nya (meow) The feet! (bom)

The geek! (bom) Amor, darlin'

Condo-panky honeys are

Down to go-ray

Whooere's zown
Boop-oh-doh-doh, bop, boo

Ba-nocka-no-kedop

Paoom-baoom-dow-jegazall

Down-right-up-and-in-the-way

Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.
Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am Ashley!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions!
You might be the ingredient I seek

She can rule the world and still finish all her homework
Everyone knows I'm the greatest--
ASH-LEY! You better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you
I turned my teacher into a spoon

Bop to the-zip, dang
Beep-badeep-dadoo-dah
Kedoop-aday-da-zhoopy-jang
Noopity-dum, daah

Ke-boppa to the-zip, dang Beep-badeep-dadoo-dah Badoop Yay, badee-dum, dah

Ke-boop to the-zip, dang Beep-badeep-dadoo-dah Ke Ejay-oop-badee-dum, dah

(5x)

Ke-boppa to the-zip, dang Beep-badeep-dadoo-daah Ke Ejay-oop-badee-dum, dah

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
You should be afraid of the great--
ASH-LEY! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
Who has time for girly things like that?

(8x)
Ke-boppa to the-zip, dang Beep-badeep-dadoo-daah Ke Ejay-oop-badee-dum, dah

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name 'cause I am--
ASH-LEY! Just remember this when you see her on the street
I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.

Ke
Boop-oo-doo-dooh, dah
Ke
Yay, badee-dum, dah

Kekaba-dedoo Bashoo, zaiden