Neil Cicierega
Surprise Day
I'm full of surprises
They ought to say of me
I bring some razzle dazzle to the yard
I'm full of surprises
As you can plainly see
I don't find being surprising all that hard

Some would probably say
I'm only up to my old tricks
But I'd say I'm a problem solver
Looking for a nice quick fix

(snickers)

I'm full of surprises
They ought to say of me
I bring some razzle dazzle to the rail
I'm full of surprises
As you can plainly see
I'm trusting my surprises to prevail