Neil Cicierega
One
(Ha, Ha, Ha!)

Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history

(All For One, And One For All!)

If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)

So If You Think Prepared To Kick Some In The Air.
You'll No One There's The Muskateer You Been Some, Been Some There!

You Want Be You're Handy! Come And Join Our Family! Soon Makes The Your A Muskateer.

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!

(All For One, And One For All!)

All For One, Hey!
All For One, And One For All!
Muskateers Sang,
All For One, And One For All!
If you Dare Too.
You're So Happy. There's Some Fun!
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

All For One, Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One

Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
We are Number One
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

(All For One, And One For All!)

All For One, Hey!
All For One, And One For All!
Muskateers Sang,
All For One, And One For All!
And One For All! And One For All!
And One For All! And All!