Neil Cicierega
Juice Box Heaven
They want a juice box, they want to have a sip
They're saying, "you rock"! But I ain't having it

I've heard it all before. No, this ain't nothing new
You say what's up with me, I say what's up with you?
I hear you begging! What? With your puppy dog eyes

You better step it up, you better recognize
You want to quench your thirst, you better get in line
I saw that juice box first, and you're not getting mine

We want a juice box! A juicy juice box!
Not your everyday ordinary juice box!

We want a treat so sweet that every kid we meet
Lines up for two blocks. We want a juice box!

We want a juice box! A juicy juice box!
Not your everyday ordinary juice box!

We want a treat so sweet that every kid we meet
Lines up for two blocks. We want a juice box!

They want a juice juice! A juicy juice juice!
They wanna get some of that fruity tooty! Choo choo!
I got my bendy straw. No, I don't need a cup
I put my straw into that box, and then I drink it up
I got that fruity punch, you wish I had a bunch

So I could give all of you kids a bit of what you want
You better ask your mom, so don't be hating me
And maybe next time you can sip your juice next to me

We want a juice box! A juicy juice box!
Not your everyday ordinary juice box!