Neil Cicierega
Haircut (Pt. 4.7)
[Storyline]

You slap Oprah's face
At once her loyal staff
Start spraying you with Mace
and Oprah starts to laugh

As the audience
Overtakes you in defence
of their lovely hostess
Now your ass is toast, yes

Sorry my dear friend
I guess you're gonna die
You better say goodbye
because this is the end

You suck!