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Neil Cicierega
Haircut (Pt. 4.2)

[Storyline]

"Would you be so kind?"
You timidly request
If he wouldn't mind
To autograph your breast

Laurie signs with grace
Then he draws a happy face
Quickly with no delay
You put it up on eBay

But to no success
Your auction gets removed
eBay says that you violated their terms of service

Oh no!