Neil Cicierega
Haircut (Pt. 3.2)
[Storyline]

You firmly yank the scissors
They're stuck no matter how you strain
But now you're feeling tingly
It seems their presence in your brain
releases your telekinesis powers

If you so desire
Objects float or catch on fire
This psychic potential
Could prove consequential

Eh! Well, what the Hell

Now you wonder should
you use it for good or for evil?

[Good or Evil?]