I'm a cop, you idiot!

Cook County Sheriff's department, they're on the case!
Striving to keep the community safe with the EMA, and the DOC
And the in-touch program keeping kids drug free!

Word! Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah!
CCSD!
I'm a- I'm a cop- I'm a- idiot!
I'm a- I'm a cop- I'm a cop, you idiot!

It's the second largest of its kind in the USA working to protect you every day
Bringing criminals to justice is their campaign, from Richton Park to Brookfield and Des Plaines
Bad guys! They quake in fear when the Cook County Sheriff's police are here
So open your ears, or you'll wish you had
'Cause we're telling you what's goin' on BEHIND THE BADGE!!!!!!!111