Neil Cicierega
Haircut (Pt. 2.1)
[Storyline]

You run into the store and meet with Mr. Barber
As he starts to cut your hair
The fellow seems to harbour an
improper eagerness to chop your ears off

Suddenly those dull...
Dull scissors jam into your skull
The man says "Oopsie daisy...
Sometimes my hands go crazy."

Blood begins to spout...

Do you go to the hospital or try to pull those scissors out...?

[Hospital or Pull Scissors]