Neil Cicierega
Mr. Porta-Potty Man
Mr. Porta-Potty man
Mr. Porta-Potty man
He drive potty all around
He bring potty to your town

Mr. Porta-Potty man
Mr. Porta-Potty man
He wear a jumpsuit and big gloves
He put the potty in with love
Ja!

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo doo doo
Is that so wrong?
(Is that so wrong?)

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long, ja!
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo
You don't want to shake his hand
(No no!)

Mr. Porta-Potty man
(Porta-Potty man.)
Mr. Porta-Potty man
He drive potty all around
He bring potty to your town
(Potty to your town.)
Mr. Porta-Potty man
Mr. Porta-Potty man
He got the potty
He got the potty for you
Ja!