Neil Cicierega
Kitten Is Angry
[Verse 1]
My kitten, my kitty cat
When she's content she purrs
She thinks the house is hers
But you won't like her when she's angry
No, you won't like her when she's angry
Angry, angry

She's cuddly
She's lovely when she's in a happy mood
She loves her kitten food
But she's got such an attitude
Completely rotten attitude
Rotten attitude

[Refrain]
Kitten is angry, kitten is offended
Fur standing out and little claws extended
Darting around and meowing quite a bit
And throwing such a hissy fit
I don't know what to make of it

[Verse 2]
Don't touch her, don't look at her
My kitten knows tae kwon do
She can take you out, I know
I've seen it before and it's not pretty
She's really one ferocious kitty cat now
(Oh no)
She's deadly, she'll hurt you
She'll show you endless pain
Her little whiskers are stained with the blood of those that she has slain
Believe me, she will go insane
She will go insane

[Refrain]
Kitten is angry, kitten is offended
Fur standing out and little claws extended
Darting around and meowing quite a bit
And throwing such a hissy fit
I don't know what to make of it

Kitten is angry, full of discontentment
Wildly attacking random pieces of lint
Darting around in a psychotic blitz
And throwing all these hissy fits
But I still love my kitty cat to bits!