[Intro]
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

[Verse 1]
Two pickup trucks making love
American made, built Ford tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry

[Chorus]
Two trucks having sex (Oh, yes)
Two trucks having sex (Oh, yes)
My muscles (Uh), my muscles (Uh)
Involuntarily flex (Huh)
Two trucks, having sex (Oh, yes)
Two trucks, having sex (Oh, yes)
My muscles (Uh), my muscles (Uh)
Involuntarily flex (Ha)
[Verse 2]
Right by my side, there's ZZ Top
And Robert Z'Dar from Maniac Cop 1, 2, and 3
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these two trucks

[Bridge]
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands

[Verse 3]
Two pickup trucks, one cylinder block
Crush my body like a rock
So beautiful, no stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The Founding Fathers cry

[Coda]
Two trucks having sex (Oh, yes)
Two trucks having sex (Oh, yes)
My muscles (Uh), my muscles (Uh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (Oh, yes)
Two trucks, having sex (Oh, yes)
My muscles (Uh), my muscles (Uh)
Involuntarily! Huh! Flex!
(Yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah)

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Two trucks (Having sex)
Two trucks (Having sex)
Two trucks (Having sex, Having sex, Having sex)

Two trucks (Having sex)
Two trucks (Having sex)
Two trucks (Having sex, Having sex, Having sex)