Neil Cicierega
Hazel’s Modus Operandi
[Verse 1]
In the middle of the summer when it's cold, and the Earth is made of gold
Ninety minutes pass and so do all the lights
In the middle of the fall, you can hear them call for you
For ninety days and ninety nights

[Chorus]
It's a recipe for life, and it's sharper than a spoon
It's a formula for fun, and it's hotter than the moon
Hazel's modus operandi (Modus operandi)
Hazel's modus operandi (Modus operandi)

[Verse 2]
In the middle of the winter when you die, and you join the FBI
Praying mantises begin to say your name
In the middle of the spring, you can hear them sing for you
Yet you never go insane

[Chorus]
It's a recipe for life, and it's sharper than a spoon
It's a formula for fun, and it's hotter than the moon
Hazel's modus operandi (Modus operandi)
Hazel's modus operandi (Modus operandi, it'll make you rich)

[Chorus]
It's a recipe for life, and it's sharper than a spoon
It's a formula for fun, and it's hotter than the moon
Hazel's modus operandi
Hazel's modus operandi