Neil Cicierega
Mr. Wolfgang
Hey Mr. Wolfgang! You got fired
You did nothing wrong
But here you are on the sidewalk with no home
It's not your fault, it's all their fault
So get up, man, and brush off the dust
And get set, and run back there

You gotta show them
You gotta show them
You gotta show them
You gotta kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone tonight

Like a little kid on a video game
Mr. Wolfgang's going insane
Bam bam, he just shot his boss
Bam bam, he just shot his boss's boss
See at all bullets ricochet off the steel file cabinets
Don't stop now, Mr. Wolfgang
Keep on shooting
Keep on shooting
Keep on shooting

You gotta kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone
Oh, kill everyone
Kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone tonight
Mr. Wolfgang, Mr. Wolfgang
Mr. Wolfgang, Mr. Wolfgang
Mr. Wolfgang, Mr. Wolfgang
Mr. Wolfgang

Kill everyone
Kill everyone
Kill everyone tonight