Shankar Mahadevan
Bheja Kum
Why ... why can't you
Idiot!
Why can't you

Kya hai problem
Kyun tera bheja kum
Kya hai problem
Kyun tera bheja kum

Kyun maths mein ho anda
Kyun roz khate danda
Grammar pathetic and spelling all wrong
Aksahr joh nache kya khayi hai bhaang

Idiot, duffer, lazy, crazy
Idiot, aye duffer, lazy, crazy
Kyun bhasha kharab
Kyun na dete jawaab
Kyun karte nahin try
Why why but why why can't you

Kya hai problem
Kyun tera bheja kum
Kyun rehte fissadi
Kyun handwriting raadi
Kyun homework adhoora
Kyun dhyaan nahin poora
Why?
Idiot, duffer, lazy, crazy
This child can drive anybody mad
Someone please call up his dad
Tumhara problem kya hai beta
Moorkh shiromani!

Kyun number aate kam
Kyun karte nahin sum
Kyun geography mein gol
Bol bol bol bol bol

Kya hai problem
Kyun tera bheja kum
Kya hai problem
Kyun tera bheja kum
Idiot!