Pastor Jim Colerick
Jesus the Biff Ninja
[Intro: Pastor Jim Colerick]
That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my n***a

[Hook: Connor Edwards]
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh

[Verse 1: Connor Edwards]
My roly-polies are going
Over my scoliosis
Oh shit, oh, it's
Your bitch, bloated
I hope you may have noticed this
I've noted that you're over it
Truth is: you suck dick
Your dad's gay, you know it
You farted, that's a potent shit
Kim Jong-un exploded it
Bomb test, blow it
Your dad, blow him
Punch your dog while throating it
Women cannot vote on it
Rehab; quote it
Fuck off, Bing it
[Hook: Connor Edwards]
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh

[Verse 2: Connor Edwards]
Bend him over, break his back
And fuck him like he Caillou
Your bitch; a jew
My bitch; waifu
Bopping up like Lacey, I'm
Touching up the Brand New
My penis grew
Your mum go, "Moo"
I fell over, I tore my
Lymphatic tissue
Toilet issue
Daddy uwu
I'm really fucking stressed, can you
Go make me a hot brew?
Milk? No, thank you
Sugars? Add two
[Hook: Connor Edwards]
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh

[Verse 3: Connor Edwards]
Your mum's a Spanish traitor
And your dad imports bacon
Veggie? Bacon
Vegan? Bacon
Chasing women down the street
While I beat my bacon
Women? Bacon
Penis? Bacon
Shooting up a grocery store
Making dough and bacon
Abuse? Bacon
Stolen bacon
I like my young pussy like
I like my burnt bacon
EE? Bacon
Kevin Bacon
[Hook: Connor Edwards]
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh

[Outro: Connor Edwards & Anthony Redclift]
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Esskeetit