[Verse 1: Pastor Jim Colerick]
Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
So I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my n***a
Woo!

[Verse 2: Pastor Jim Colerick]
He's a life-changer, miracle arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he died for your sins
I preach the word, that's my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious B.I.G
All the other MCs, I wish them well
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
She's a fly MC and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away, Mary Sue!

[Verse 3: Mary Sue Colerick & Pastor Jim Colerick]
Jesus Christ is my n***a
He's the son of the original G
And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be
(What?)
Like if another MC says, "You're a freak!
You're a lame-butt rapper and your rhymes are weak!"
I don't get mad and I don't critique
I forgive him, and turn the other cheek
I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag
I do exude a little Christian swag
And I'm proud to be an American!
[Verse 4: Pastor Jim Colerick & Mary Sue Colerick]
Jesus Christ is our n***a
Let his light shine through ya!
Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say hallelujah
Jesus Christ is our n***a
He's a homie MC, JC, you see
He's an honest, caring, peace-loving n***a like me

[Verse 5: Pastor Jim Colerick & Mary Sue Colerick]
If you do drugs and you think you're cool
You need to come to Sunday school!
Put those drugs in a garbage can
Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!

[Outro: Pastor Jim Colerick & Mary Sue Colerick]
Word up!
I'm freestyling!
Hit me!