[Verse 1]
Way way back in the 1980's
Secret government employees
Dug up famous guys and ladies
And made amusing genetic copies
Now their clones are sexy teens
Now they're going to make it if they try
Loving, learning, sharing, judging
Time to laugh, and shiver and cry

[Chorus 1]
Time to watch
Clone High
Energetic and engaging
Clone High
Our Angst is Entertaining
Clone High
Our Lives are Never Boring
Who am I?

[Verse 2]
There's a place that you can go to
And it's never very far
Famous people you can live through
If you don't know who you are
Why, there is so much to live up to
Expectations are so high
I'm not crying - it's my contacts
There must be something in my eye
[Chorus 2]
You all must watch
Clone High
Insipired and organic
Clone High
Possibly dramatic
Clone High
More fun than watching static
Where am I?
Clone High

[Interlude]
Joan: Yes Abe, I love you!
Abe: Shh
Mr. Butlertron: Where are my bitches?!
Joan: You've changed, Abe
Toots: Now, I may be blind...
Gandhi: Best forever, Abe?
Abe: I'll just leave you two alone, because it looks like you're about to DO IT anyway!
JFK: I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!
(Time to laugh and shiver and cry)

[Chorus 3]
Time to laugh, and shiver and cry
I'll see you at
Clone High
I can't escape my name
Clone High
That's the price of fame
Clone High
Life is just a game
That's why...
Clone High
(u.s.a.)