[Verse 1]
Didn't bang a boy 'til I was twenty-two
And honestly, I still don't really know how to
Afraid of cocaine and I cry when I drink
He bent me over, broke my grandma's sink

[Pre-Chorus]
"How'd she get into this party?
I heard she used to sniff Sharpies
God, her social skills are gnarly"

[Chorus]
My mama and my daddy don't even like me
And there's a lot of days that I want to fight me
But I'm a special brand of L-O-Z-E-R
And I love the way I am 'cause I'm a goddamn star

[Post-Chorus]
I'm such a fuckin' loser
I'm such a fuckin' loser
I'm such a fuckin' loser
Rather be a freak
Rather be a freak, freak
I'd rather be a freak than to bе like you
I'm such a fuckin' loser
Rather bе a freak
Rather be a freak, freak
I'd rather be a freak than to be like you
I'm such a fuckin'
[Verse 2]
When I'm feeling stressed, I get the IBS (Oh god)
Panties are my swimmies 'cause I'm such a hot mess
Sorority girls scare me half to death
Word vomit these titties right off of my chest

[Pre-Chorus]
"God, she's such a vibe killer
Maybe we should fuckin' kill her
Nah, you look like you're a squealer"

[Chorus]
My mama and my daddy don't even like me
And there's a lot of days that I want to fight me
But I'm a special brand of L-O-Z-E-R
And I love the way I am 'cause I'm a goddamn star

[Post-Chorus]
I'm such a fuckin' loser
I'm such a fuckin' loser
I'm such a fuckin' loser
Rather be a freak
Rather be a freak, freak
I'd rather be a freak than to be like you
I'm such a fuckin' loser
Rather be a freak
Rather be a freak, freak
I'd rather be a freak than to be like you
I'm such a fuckin'
[Bridge]
Rather be a freak
Rather be a freak, freak
Rather be a freak than to be like you
Rather be a freak
Rather be a freak, freak
I'd rather be a freak than to be like you
Rather be a freak
Rather be a freak, freak
Rather be a freak than to be like you
Rather be a freak
Rather be a freak, freak
Rather be a freak than to be like you

[Outro]
But I'm a special brand of L-O-Z-E-R
I love the way I am 'cause I'm a goddamn star
I'm such a fuckin' l—