Eric Cartman
Somalian Pirates We
[ Verse 1]
We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we

[Chorus]
So with a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And with a yee hee hee (yee hee hee)
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we

[Verse 2]
We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee

[Verse 3]
And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Somalian pirates we
[Chorus 2]
With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your cock
And feed it to a croc
Somalian pirates we

[Outro]
Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we