Eric Cartman
I Swear
[Verse 1]
I see the questions in your eyes
I know what's weighing on your mind
You can be sure I know, my heart
Girl, I'll stand beside you through the years
You'll only cry those happy tears
And though I make mistakes, I'll never break your heart

[Chorus]
I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky
I'll be there
I swear (I swear), like a shadow that's by your side (Keep it down, girl)
I'll be there
For better or worse (Better or worse), 'till death do us part (Death do us part)
I'll love you with every black beat of my heart
And I swear (I swear)
I swear
Yeah, I swear
Straight up, what it do?

Kyle version

[Chorus]
I want to hold you every morning and love you every night, Kyle
I promise you nothing but love and happiness
I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky
I'll be there, Kyle
I swear, like a shadow that's by your side
Kyle, swear to God I'll be there
For better or worse (better or worse)
'Til death do us part (death do us part)
I'll love you with every gay beat of my heart
I swear, Kyle
I swear, Kyle