[Verse 1: princess paparazzi]
H-Hey, it's Princess! And you're about to listen to my brand new album “hollywood glam”. It includes songs like “Stiletto Death” and “Piss On Your Birkin”. So buckle up girlies!

[Verse 2: Heidi Montag]
Hi, i'm Heidi Montag. You are listening to Pr-rincess Paparazzi, “hollywood glam” is out now! Wooh! Go stream it dolls, XOXO, Heidi Montag-g

[Verse 3: princess paparazzi]
And girls, don't forget. Listening to this album qualifies you, y-yes you, for a free boob job! Ah!