We are the coochie crew
And we are coming at you
We're gonna get wet and slimy
And ooze all over our 'ginas
We got a tale to relate
Women oughta masturbate

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Get loose
Flow juice
Let your fingers do the walking
And your clit'll be rocking
Fuck yourself (uh)
Fuck yourself (uh-huh)
Fuck yourself (uh)
Fuck yourself (uh-huh)

You'd better get down and dirty
By the time you hit thirty
You ought to be an old hand
At stimulating your glands

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Some folks say you'll go blind
Or you will lose your mind
But all that will happen
Is a monster orgasm
[Chorus]

You gotta know what to do
'Cause nobody's gonna tell you
How to manipulate that clit
Unless you're already doing it

[Chorus]

Now take a look around
And see what can be found
A bicycle seat can be pretty neat
An electric toothbrush will give you a rush
A handy cucumber is a fine number
A dozen drumsticks will make you tick
Stick a carrot up your butt if you're in a rut
Or buy a dildo and go go go
And don't forget we told you so

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Just remember that it's up to you
Don't need another person to screw
The best sex can be found at home
All by yourself, sitting alone
Get loose
Flow juice
Let your fingers do the walking
And your clit'll be rocking
Fuck yourself (uh)
Fuck yourself (uh-huh)
Fuck yourself (uh)
Fuck yourself (uh-huh)

You got ten fingers, use 'em baby!