[Refrain]
Not gonna call you
And I'm not gonna be your friend
Won't be your lover
Never ever ever again
Pretty baby, please don't cry
I have no reason, just goodbye

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a bad bad person
And I just wanted to play
But I'm signing off gently

[Chorus]
With my telephone holiday
Telephone holiday
No calls for you with my telephone holiday
Telephone holiday

[Verse 2]
Like a bunny, you think I get around
Maybe so, baby, you were just the first girl that I found
At the party, which I thought was pretty cool
Little did I know that you were still in high school

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a bad bad person
And I just wanted to play
But I'm signing off gently
[Chorus]
With my telephone holiday
Telephone holiday
No calls for you
With my telephone holiday
Telephone holiday

[Refrain]
Not gonna call you
And I'm not gonna be your friend
Won't be your lover
Never ever ever again
Pretty baby, please don't cry
I have no reason

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a bad bad person
And I just wanted to play
But I'm signing off gently

[Chorus]
With my telephone holiday
Telephone holiday
No calls for you
With my telephone holiday
Telephone holiday
[Bridge]
I'm waiting
Someone turn me on
Make it sexy
Make it last long
Cause I'll be your sucker
That turns your tongue blue
I'll love you
But watch out for my way
And my telephone holiday

[Outro]
My telephone holiday
My telephone holiday
My telephone holiday
My telephone holiday
My telephone holiday (no calls for you)
My telephone holiday (no calls for you)
My telephone holiday (no calls for you)
My telephone holiday
My telephone holiday