[Randy Rainbow]
A Twittler with no proof. Sounds like a horrible idea for a musical, no? Or at least a horrible idea for a president. Well, in just a couple of weeks, he won't be anymore! And whether you're happy about it or not, there are rules that must be followed, like my personal rule of not repeating a song I just parodied a few months ago, but you people won't stop f--king DMing me to request it, so here we are. More importantly, you ask, how does a despеrate lame-duck presidеnt and his bootlicking minions with no hope or evidence try to overturn an election they've clearly lost multiple times?

I can tell you in one woyd:

Sedition!

SEDITION!
SEDITION!

(Huh?)
(Look it up.)

SEDITION!
(Gurl.)
SEDITION!
SEDITION!

SEDITION!

LIE-LIE-LIE-LIE
(CRIME!)
LIE-LIE-LIE-LIE
(CRIME!)
HE DENIES THE STUFF HE CAN'T ADMIT!
HE'S ATTACKING
'CAUSE HE'S CRACKING
SHOULDN'T HE BE PACKING UP HIS SHIT?

[Verse 1]
WHO WOULD ATTEMPT TO RALLY UP A MOB
AND TRY TO STAGE A COUP TO STEAL A FAIR ELECTION
WHO'S SO FAKLEMPT HE COULDN'T HOLD HIS JOB?
HE'S BEGGING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!
Oooooh!

[Chorus]
THE LOSER!
THE LOSER!

SEDITION!

THE LOSER!
THE LOSER!

SEDITION!

[Verse 2]
HOW COULD ANYONE DEFEND THE CALLS HE'S MADE?
HIS STRIKES ON FREE DEMOCRACY?
MAYBE THEY WOULD FIN'LLY GROW SOME BALLS IF THEY'D
STOP THINKING ONLY OF THEIR OWN DAMN SELVES!
[Chorus]
AMBITION!
AMBITION!

AMBITION!

ELECTION
OBJECTION!

SEDITION!

[Verse 3]
HE SAYS HE ONLY NEEDS ELEVEN THOUSAND VOTES TO WIN
HE SWEARS THEY STUFFED THE BALLOT BOX
BUT GURL, THEY DIDN'T

[Chorus]
DELUSION! (CORRUPTION! CONFUSION! DESTRUCTION!)
SEDITION!

ELECTION! (DECISION! INVASION! DIVISION!)
SEDITION!

[Verse 4]
THE CONSTITUTION CLEARLY STATES IT'S TIME THAT HE CONCEDE
(Ah-Ah-Ah) (Get out)
MAYBE ONCE THEY LOCK HIM UP, HE'LL FIN'LLY LEARN TO READ
(Where?)
[Chorus]
IN PRISON!
IN PRISON!
(Well, I hear they do a nice spread.)
SEDITION!

TRANSITION!
TRANSITION!

SEDITION!

[All previous verses sung simultaneously
With the first verse starting, and the other three entering one measure behind in tandem]
WHO WOULD ATTEMPT, etc
HOW COULD ANYONE DEFEND, etc./HE SAYS HE ONLY NEEDS, etc./THE CONSTITUTION, etc

[Chorus]
THE LOSER!
AMBITION!
DELUSION!
TRANSITION!

SEDITION!

SEDITION!
SEDITION!
(There I did it, ya happy?)
SEDITION!

LIE-LIE-LIE-LIE
LIE-LIE-LIE-LIE
LIE-LIE-LIE-LIE
HMMMMMMM...

Without sedition, his lies would be as shady as a Twittler with no proof!

[Trump]
This was a fraudulent elec--

[Randy Rainbow]
Gurl, bye!