[Verse 1]
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A dream house on Malibu beach

[Verse 2]
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two turtlenecks
And a dream house on Malibu beach

[Verse 3]
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three French pens
Two turtlenecks
And a dream house on Malibu beach

[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four frilly skirts
Three French pens
Two turtlenecks
And a dream house on Malibu beach
[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five golden ringtones
Four frilly skirts
Three French pens
Two turtlenecks
And a dream house on Malibu beach

[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six Siamese kittens
Five golden ringtones
Four frilly skirts
Three French pens
Two turtlenecks
And a dream house on Malibu beach

[Bridge]
Twelve days
Twelve ways

[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven silver cell phones
Six Siamese kittens
Five golden ringtones
Four frilly skirts
Three French pens
Two turtlenecks
And a dream house on Malibu beach
[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight great vacations
Seven silver cell phones
Six Siamese kittens
Five golden ringtones
Four frilly skirts
Three French pens
Two turtlenecks
And a dream house on Malibu beach

[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine ice cream sundaes
Eight great vacations
Seven silver cell phones
Six Siamese kittens
Five golden ringtones
Four frilly skirts
Three French pens
Two turtlenecks
And a dream house on Malibu beach

[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten too worn tutus
Nine ice cream sundaes
Eight great vacations
Seven silver cell phones
Six Siamese kittens
Five golden ringtones
Four frilly skirts
Three French pens
Two turtlenecks
And a dream house on Malibu beach
[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven pretty puppies
Ten too worn tutus
Nine ice cream sundaes
Eight great vacations
Seven silver cell phones
Six Siamese kittens
Five golden ringtones
Four frilly skirts
Three French pens
Two turtlenecks
And a dream house on Malibu beach

[Verse 12]
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve awesome air planes that
Transform into stylin' cruise ships
Come with Nikki, Skipper and Stacie
Ken sold separately
Eleven pretty puppies
Ten too worn tutus
Nine ice cream sundaes
Eight great vacations
Seven silver cell phones
Six Siamese kittens
Five golden ringtones
Four frilly skirts
Three French pens
Two turtlenecks
And a dream house on Malibu beach

[Outro]
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