[Intro]
This song's for the ladies

[Verse]
My names Jacko, & I chew tobacco
Down by the barn where I heard my cattle
A lot of ladies see me
& they wanna play
But old man Jacko's busy farmin' all day

Down by the barn
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Two nice blonde's looking right at me
They said "Let's go to your barn down yonder"
Sorry pretty ladies, I'll say no to the offer

[Chorus]
Some may cry
Some may laugh
But no damn people in my pumpkin patch
Feed the pigs!
Slaughter the cows
But touch the pumpkin patch & I'll shoot you down

Some may cry
Some may laugh
But no damn people in my pumpkin patch
Feed the pigs!
Slaughter the cows
But touch the pumpkin patch & I'll shoot you down
[Outro]
Okay, hey!