Butch Walker
Down for the Count
[Intro]
Ladies and Gentlemen!
In this corner, weighing in at 131 pounds...
I'm sorry, correction, 126 pounds
It's the girl that broke my heart!
Isn't she lovely, folks?
Just look at that smile!
Draws me in every time!

[Verse 1]
Someone call a medic, 'cause I think she's gonna strike again
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand
That holds the picture in the heart-shaped frame we bought at Target
Yes, I think we got a problem, but I can't put my finger on it

[Pre-Chorus]
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world

[Chorus]
Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel 'cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound? I just wish the f-ing bell would ring
[Interlude]
Let's get ready for verse number 2!

[Verse 2]
The message on the cell says she's waiting on the call for me
To tell her that I'm sorry, I can come back if I crawl
But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry
'Cept I'm sorry that I met you, now my guard's up and I'm fightin' dirty

[Pre-Chorus]
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world

[Chorus]
Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel 'cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound? I just wish the f-ing bell would ring

[Bridge]
7...8...9...10!
Knockout!

[Pre-Chorus]
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Undisputed champ of my world
And I'm begging to be
[Chorus]
Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel 'cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound? I just wish the f-ing bell would ring

[Phone Message]
Ringtone: Hey there, it's Jaret, you called my cell phone-
Please enter your password
You have 12 unheard messages
First message:
Girlfriend: Hey, it's me
Look, it's been three days and I'm still waiting for an apology
I'm really getting sick of this. Then again, I did expect this from you
My mom was right, you ARE a loser
Why can't you just call me back?
Just call me back. I mean, it's not that hard to pick up the phone and just say hello
I just wanna talk to you. Forget it, I'm done. Loser!
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