Uncle Outrage
Poor Lil’ Sluts
Sweet little-looking school girl
Yeah she's got no time to review her classes
Trouble with the boyfriend's
Brewin’
Rumors are true and it's all just to get attention

Sweet little-looking school girl
Yeah she's got no time to review her classes
Word’s all on tits and asses
You should see her twerk with the boys at the school dances

All my friends are moving awa-a-a-y
Leave me here all by myself so lonely

All my friends are moving awa-a-a-y
Leave me here all by myself so lonely

G to the I to the R-L-S
Girls getting bitchy before they get breasts
Wanna know my age
Just take a guess
And just like some perverts who’d wanna molest

No I don't thrive on pre-teen_press
I stay around my age when it comes to sex
(No i'm no pre-teen)
(No i'm no pre-teen)

All my friends are moving awa-a-a-y
Leave me here all by myself so lonely
All my friends are moving awa-a-a-y
Leave me here all by myself so lonely
All my friends are moving awa-a-a-y
Leave me here all by myself so lonely
All my friends are moving awa-a-a-y
Leave me here all by myself
Get up get down
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