Uncle Outrage
Short Bus
You think I stole that, I did not
I’m not the man you thought you’d caught
I just came here to browse and shop
Not to steal your chips and pop

Now there’s no reason to push and shove me
I didn’t take your stuff
There’s no reason to throw me in a cell
At least I know what I can do well

I can’t do anything
I can’t do anything
I’m in a bus, I’m in a really tiny bus
Fuck you. They put me in the short bus
I’m in a bus, I’m in a really tiny bus
Fuck you. They put me n the short bus

And now they’re watching me
And they’re looking at me
And laughing (I can tell)

I don’t know what to do
But at least I know what I can do well

I can’t do anything
I can’t do anything
I’m in a bus, I’m in a really tiny bus
Fuck you. They put me in the short bus
I’m in a bus, I’m in a really tiny bus
Fuck you. They put me on the short bus
Always, everyone acting the same
Today I think I will win this war
Always, everyone acting the same
Today I think I will win this war
All way home