You think I stole that, I did not
I’m not the man you thought you’d caught
I just came here to browse and shop
Not to steal your chips and pop

Now there’s no reason to push and shove me
I didn’t take your stuff
There’s no reason to throw me in a cell
At least I know what I can do well

I can do anything, I can’t do anything!
I can do anything, I can’t do anything!
I can do anything, I can’t do anything!

I’m in a bus, I’m in a really tiny bus!
Fuck you, they put me in the short bus!
I’m in a bus, I’m in a really tiny bus!
Fuck you, they put me in the short bus!

And now they’re watching me
And they’re looking at me
And laughing, I can tell
I don’t know what to do
But at least I know what I can do well

I can do anything, I can’t do anything!
I can do anything, I can’t do anything!
I’m in a bus, I’m in a really tiny bus!
Fuck you, they put me in the short bus!
I’m in a bus, I’m in a really tiny bus!
Fuck you, they put me in the short bus!

Always, everyone acting the same
Today I think I will win this war
Always, everyone acting the same
Today I think I will win this war
All way home