Cut them down and chop them up
Take them to the lumber yard
I'm sick of looking at all these fucking trees (All these trees)

Those Greenpeace losers should get a job
And stop fucking bothering everyone
(Everyone) Everyone

Stop bothering the government
Environment's for losers
Stop bothering the government
Environment's for losers

Now, you'll see
My devotion to trees
You'll see
Just why I hate all trees
Trees, trees, trees, oh fuck