[Verse 1]
I don't want to dress in girls' clothes cause I'm a boy
I don't want to dress in girls' clothes cause I'm a boy
Why do you make me dress like a girl?
I'm a boy and should dress in boys' clothes
Transvestite, transvestite
You're not girls, you are guys
All the boys are dressed like girls
And all the girls are dressed like boys
I don't see the point of this
Why is this considered fun
All the boys are dressed like girls
And all the girls are dressed like boys

[Chorus]
I like tiny dogs
And I likе it when you fall
I like tiny dogs
Stick them in thе wall

[Verse 2]
I hate you all, I hate you all!
I hate you all, I hate you all!
Where'd you learn to walk in heels?
Dressing wrong, is that appealing?
Do I understand it?
No
Do I understand it?
No
No!
[Outro]
"So, Ashley, umm, can you tell me about your dog?"
"[?] she has four paws, she has ten nipples,"
"Ten?"
"That's right!"
"Boy! Watch out, mother dogs!"