Sugar Crisp or Raisin Bran?
Decide right now, I doubt I can
I see more and more cereals
Do I want the frosting?
Or do I want the tiny marshmallows?
Captain crunch and Count Chocula
Corn Flakes
Wow!
Those all start with C!
Those all start with -

If you cannot decide, we’ll buy that Life cereal shit!
And you'll finish every bowl, and like it! And like it!
What kinda retard eats strawberries in their cereals?
Shit! Surely not me!
I have milk, like a real man!
But that's not my point! Here is my point:

Marshmallows should not be in cereal
They're not part of a nutritious breakfast