[Intro]

This, right here, is a revolution:
I say, fuck the environment!
The environment is gay
Just cut down all the trees, we don't need the trees!

[Verse]

Cut them down and chop them up
Take them to the lumber yard
I'm sick of looking at all these fucking trees
Those green-peace losers should get a job
And stop fucking bothering everyone, everyone!

[Chorus]

Stop bothing the government
The environment's for losers
Stop bothing the government
The environment's for losers

[Outro]

Now you'll see my devotion to trees
You'll see why I hate all the trees
(Trees, trees, gay)