Zach Sherwin
Goose MCs
[Intro]
Captain Chesley Sullenberger
On January 15th, 2009, he landed an aircraft safely in the Hudson River in New York City after his engines were diasbled by a flock of birds
Sometimes with all the jealous haters tryin'a bring me down
I feel like the Chesley Sullenberger
Of this rap game


[Chorus 1]
Goose MCs
All up in my engines
Don't make me land this plane, in the Hudson
They got nasty intentions
I got Goose MCs in my engines
I got Goose MCs, all up in my engines
Tryin'a cause some malfunctions
But I'm the Captain Chesley Sullenberger
Of this rap game
For these Goose MCs

[Verse 1]
Yo
They call him Captain Sully
Fast acting, rapidly adapting Sully
Cause when life threw a fan-load of crap at Sully
He did what he had to do to make it happen, Sully
(Unh!)
And if the birds, never woulda tried to murder him
I'm sure you and I never woulda heard o' him
But now the man has got icon status
From dicin' up geese
Like a daikon radish
He's got fame
He's got his cash stack higher
Don't you get it geese?
Your plan backfired!
You didn't kill him
You made him stronger
Yeah, you blew up in his engine
But he slayed and conquered
And if you think I'm any different
I think you're dead meat
I could shred you from beaks to wings to webbed feet
Hear the words coming out of my mouth?
Stay out of my engines goose
Fly south!
[Chorus 2]
Goose MCs
All up in my engines
They wanna bring me down
For crash-landings
They'll only bring me national media, attention, yo
I got geese in my engines
I got Goose MCs in my engines
They want unhappy endings
But I'm the Captain Chesley Sullenberger
Of this rap game
And you're a Goose MC

[Verse 2]
Let me tell ya about the Goose MCs
They're some pathetic excuse MCs
Tryin'a bring me down but no use MCs
I suggest you vamoose MCs
This is a war with no truce MCs
King of the Gods, I am Zeus MCs
And in Greek mythology
Zeus used to transform himself into an ass-kicking swan
Don't make me swan up! on you goose rappers
Swan up!
Swan up!
Don't make me swan up!
Flap your wings
(Swan up!)
Yeah
(Swan up!)
Flap 'em
(Swan up!)
Don't make me swan up!
I am the Captain Chesley Sullenberger
Of this rap game
Don't make me swan up!
Geese
Do you not understand me?
In your language:
HONK HONK HONK! Don't make me swan up
[Chorus 3]
Goose MCs
All up in my engines
Whoa!
Don't make me swan up!
I got Canadian avians
All up in my engines
Don't make me swan up!
Ugh
I got beef with these goose rappers
Y'know, it makes me so angry
I got angry beef
It's like a sullen burger
For these Goose MCs