It's not as if you smell of poo
But everyone's avoiding you
Nothing's coming out of you that's interesting at all

Oh no, here you come
Keen to corner everyone
With boring stuff we honestly don't really need to hear

And you keep hanging round
Running me to ground
Find me something fresh or find some other fox to hound

Do something, anything
To make my heart sing
Make me want to ever want to see your face again

You say stupid things
Why are we listening
When you don't even really seem to listen to yourself

So let's go different ways
You speak in cliches
When I've got nothing new to say my lips are sealed

Say something, anything
To make my heart sing
No motherfucker in this world wants a boring friend
So why not surprise yourself
Why not turn into someone else
Lose one ton of ugly fat by cutting off your head

Be Austrian, Australian
Reptile Rastafarian
Be anything that interests me, or just leave me alone

Do something, anything
To make my heart sing
Make me want to ever want to see your face again

Say something, say anything
To make my heart sing
No motherfucker in this world wants a boring friend

I'm not one for naming names
Everyone should up their game
No-one clever ever has to be the boring friend