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Jesus In Furs
The tragedy is
The audience is getting bored
And up on the cross
Is Sacher Masoch, not the Lord

It's starting to rain
This isn't very entertaining
Mel please explain
Your vision for the world

You're trying to act hard
By showing us his dying moments
Big tub of lard
In fact you're much more like the Romans

Jesus in furs
Mohammed was a businessman
But you're just a perve
We're getting bored again

Come back as a girl
Or come back as a filthy letcher
Please save the world
Without too much tomato ketchup

Jesus in furs
Sacrifice as entertainment
All these martyrs
And all these matinees
So this was your plan
You're gland in glove with execution
Waiting for the man
And murder is the big connection

God is in pain
This isn't very entertaining
Mel please explain
Your vision for the world

We're all in pain
This isn't very entertaining
God please explain
Your vision for the world