Dhanda Nyoliwala
Bonjour

Maar-maar gym hip kare gain ni
Chhoryaan ke dilaan ne aade chain nhi vain nhi
Ban karwagi ae tu yoga ki class te
Paas tai jaawae, haas ke khaas ke isse aas ta
Ki thak-thak sandal-aan ka dilaan pe ra mach jawae shor
Maikha, "Raam-Raam", boli, "Bonjour"
Maikha, "Raam-Raam", boli, "Bonjour"
Chhori dilaan ki raani ae
Main bhi dilaan ka chor
Maikha, "Raam-Raam", boli, "Bonjour"
Aye! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
Chhori, hoye tere fan saare sheher ke kawaare
Tera husan farebi, bande chun-chun maare
Roj-roj tere peeche honde rahe kaare
Fer kaategi jawaani bata kiske saahare?
Mere gaam mei hai, billo, dekh jitne saphede
Tera likh-likh naam mannen kar diye tedhe
Tere chakkaraan mei aadha gaam banya phira Raanjha
Mere chaar yaar 24 ghante beche, dekh, ganja
Teri chadhdi jawaani karae aashiqaan pe keher
Salphaash te bhi bhaida tera husn ka zeher
Re boch-boch jade tannen dhar diye pair
Dil kitnyaan ke tode, chhori kar thoda gaur
Maikha, "Raam-Raam", boli, "Bonjour" (yeah)
Maikha, "Raam-Raam", boli, "Bonjour" (ha-ha)
Chhori dilaan ki raani ae
Main bhi dilaan ka chor
Maikha, "Raam-Raam", boli, "Bonjour" (yeah)
Aye! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
Bhagwaan bachavae husnaan ke keher tae
Khufiya report aayi tere sheher tae
Gaane uchhe Iaake gaadiyaan mei haande tu
Har dooje bande nae number baante tu
Tere paachhe aashiqaan ke sar paad liye
Ar side mein khadi hoke daant kaadhe tu (h-hee-hee)
Firae kardi shaitaani, tere lachhan ye maade
Henesy ke peg-aan gelaan kare tu garaare
Same to same, ghani change nhi story
Meri gel wa bani jo sarpanchaan gel hori
Ve road-aan pe ringe hai, rai main padya koon main
Sarkaar re, tere mein saare same goon hain
Rou kiskae main aage, koi karae na sunai
Sunya argument main, tera level hai high
O, UK teri mausi, re Canada teri tai
Meri Rohtak te aage koi bua bhi nahi byaahi
Mannen nyu na laa jaaiye, kaand kare bhot bade
16 saal ka kairana tha, do lyaaya desi katte
Ye toh do saal pehle laagya gaan ne main gaane
Kachchhe-kachchhe mein re raat bohot kaati hoyi hai thaane
Chal chhod meri, tere bata ke hain iraade?
Nyoliwala tyaar karne ne umaraan ke vaade
Nange pair kehendi ho toh re main jau Salasar
Kehendi ho toh France main bhi le dyoon tannen ghar
Teri duniya deewaani, pher aani na jawaani
Tannen raakhoonga bana ke sada dil ki re raani
Aage-paache 24 ghante tera bharunga main paani
Kam hon nhi deunga teri kade bhi re taur
Maikha, "Raam-Raam", boli, "Bonjour" (yeah)
Maikha, "Raam-Raam", boli, "Bonjour" (aye)
Chhori dilaan ki raani ae
Main bhi dilaan ka chor
Maikha, "Raam-Raam", boli, "Bonjour"
Aye! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!