From the first time I listened to
"Move to Bremerton", I knew
That you were quite simple-y
The rock n'roll boy that was meant for me

As I listened to your sweet words I thunk
This boy's not like any other punk
All that sensitivity made me swoon
I dreamed that I would meet you real soon

I watched the video for "Doing Time"
Your angel face looked so sublime
And I must blush as I confess
I paused the part where there was a shot of your ass

And I love how to furrow your brow that way
It lets me know you mean every word you say
I see such sincerity in your eyes
I know you wouldn't be like all the other guys

Oh Mike Herrera
I love you this I swear-a
I find it so unfair-a
That I can't make you aware-a

I know you're into the Jesus thing
You got all these songs about God being king
But how am I gonna get thru to you
That this agnostic needs lovin too
Every time there's an MxPx show
Something comes up and I realize I can't go
How am I ever gonna meet you this way
My star-crossed Romeo who's writing this play

Oh Mike Herrera
I love you this I swear-a
I find it so unfair-a
That I can't make you aware-a
I wanna make you pasta with marinara

And let you sleep with my teddy bear-a
Each night I say a prayer-a
To God or Buddha or whoever's there-a

I'm not tryin to scare ya
I just want you to know how much I care-a
To you my heart and soul I bare-a
Oh Mike Herrera

Oh Mike Herrera
I love you this I swear-a
I find it so unfair-a
That I can't make you aware-a
The thought of havin to share ya
Makes my poor heart wanna tear-a
I wanna see you in your underwear-a
You and me should be a pair-a
Oh Mike Herrera

(move to NYC we'll hang out)
(move to NYC we'll go all out)