You cut me off in traffic, Butt in front of me in line
One day you'll get what's coming but till then I'll bide my time
Rude waitresses and waiters, the assholes at the DMV
And that macho jocko drunk whose trying to pick a fight with me
You're on the list
You're on the list. Of people who I owe some payback to
You're on the list. You're number seven-hundred, thirty-two
You're on the list. You won't be laughing when I get to you
You're on the list. Whoa-oh!!
From the cop who pulled me over to the bitch who stood me up
To the asshole that I work for.(Your name is at the top.)
I'm coming for you one by one that you can depend
The one who laughs the bests the one who's laughing at the end
You're on the list
You're on the list. Of people who I owe some payback to
You're on the list. You're number seven-hundred, thirty-two
You're on the list. You won't be laughing when I get to you
You're on the list. Whoa-oh!!
You abused my friendship, you stole from me and lied
I could have just accepted it, I could have sat and cried
Instead I've got plans for you, ones you'll never know
Till I show up least expected no matter where you go
You're on the list
You're on the list. Of people who I owe some payback to
You're on the list. You're number seven-hundred, thirty-two
You're on the list. You won't be laughing when I get to you
You're on the list. Whoa-oh!!
You're on the list!