[Verse 1]
He's known not to use profanity
Some folks say he's crazy as can be

[Chorus]
Now you can reach Dufus Rufus through us
I'm tellin' you and I wouldn't lie
If you can get Dufus Rufus to cuss
I'll give you a sweet potato pie

[Verse 2]
He's kind and he's gentle as can be
His mind's out in space somewhere you see

[Chorus]
Now you can reach Dufus Rufus through us
I'm tellin' you and I wouldn't lie
If you can get Dufus Rufus to cuss
I'll give you a sweet potato pie

[Instrumental]

[Verse 1]
He's known not to use profanity
Some folks say he's crazy as can be
[Chorus]
Now you can reach Dufus Rufus through us
I'm tellin' you and I wouldn't lie
If you can get Dufus Rufus to cuss
I'll give you a sweet potato pie

[Verse 2]
He's kind and he's gentle as can be
His mind's out in space somewhere you see

[Chorus]
Now you can reach Dufus Rufus through us
I'm tellin' you and I wouldn't lie
If you can get Dufus Rufus to cuss
I'll give you a sweet potato pie